Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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