S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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