i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Randomize
