Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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