I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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