The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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