Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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