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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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