just survived the first fart of the relationship.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Drake has all the answers
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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