Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
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The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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