I could have mohawked her pubes.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
All the doctor said was why
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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