Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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