I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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