I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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