Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
50% drunk capacity currently
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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