He's been sleeping iwht ***
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
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okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind