I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
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I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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