they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch