What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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