everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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