i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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