What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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