i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
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I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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