"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My pussy is not your playground.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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