So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
nutella sex= disaster
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
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