I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Ladies don't puke and tell
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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