Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
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