it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Randomize
