Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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