Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
How external is "for external use only"?
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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