he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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