You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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