we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
