It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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