Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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