Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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