foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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