So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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