Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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