For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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