Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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