her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
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