Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
