i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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