I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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