My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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