In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
