just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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