Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
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I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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