whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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