New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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