I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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