so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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