girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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