So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I need water and some morals
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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