I'm going to jail i love you
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
When are your genitals available?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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