I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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