NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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