so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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