I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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