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I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad

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(661): View more from California

a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow

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(614): View more from Ohio

stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips

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I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...

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