If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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